my name is conker and im gonna tell you a long story:it started out when i was in a bar with my mates,i had to many shots of beer and got lost on my way home.i met some talking scarecrow and he tought me how to use the b button and i got better.i swam acroos the river and a big rock monster fell down all the way to the bottom of that big hole.now it gets boring from right now so ill just skip right to the part where the reaper gave me a shotgun.he gave me the shotguns to kill the bloody zombeis and my undead asnsester turned me into a vampire.i fed him those angry villagers and then i fed him to much and he blewup and i returned to normal.now if you get scared easy dont read this part.the zombeis started to rise they were everywhere,i was blasting there heads of with that shotgun the reapergave me and i finally escaped.im gonna skip to the end couse were close to it.some wierd alein that came out of king panther killed berry and i got into a hasmatsuite and started fighting him.i would hit him until i grabbed his tail and i spinned him into the air lock like in super mario.finnally the alein didnt have enough energy to get back in and he died.thats were every one decided i should be king.and that is some of the story,if you want to know the full story,buy the freaking game.Thank You